10 Things Wrong With This 50 Best Rappers List

There was a 50 Best Rappers of all time list that came out on Monday. It got everyone confused, angry……………………… Mostly confused! Whoever wrote this was obviously trolling everyone on Twitter just for fun. If this person was serious though, let’s look at 10 things that make this list total garbage.

10. Lupe Fiasco Just Cracking the Top 20

Atlantic Records – Uploaded on October 26th, 2019

It depends on what you think of Lupe, but there is a case for him whether he made the Top 20 or not. He could be a little higher because of his flow, his political views, his growth as a lyricist through the years, and being the pioneer of the conscious hip-hop movement. At the same time, there is an argument that he shouldn’t be higher than Ice Cube, Snoop, and Jeezy. Yes his impact of the genre is big, but it’s not as big as those artists. So it’s a toss up.

9. Slick Rick, NOT ON THE LIST!

OfficialSlickRick – Uploaded on October 8th, 2009

How do you have a best rappers of all time list and not include the best storytellers in rap. Slick Rick’s songs have been sampled over 600 times. He is more than just a rapper, he’s a narrator in life. He pays attention to the little but impactful details. Every lyric is perfect as it gets and he has influenced rappers like Eminem and Kanye. So this is a crime not only against rap, but against humanity.

8. How Do You Determine A List Like This?

No seriously, how? What factors were you putting in place? You should look at the list through there discography, influence, accolades, records, flow, lyrics, etc.. You can’t just pick 50 names out of hat like that

7. Lil Wayne is on This List

Lil Wayne Channel – March 10, 2011

Look, Lil Wayne is good. His discography is memorable and his fan base is leaps and bounds over a lot of the rappers on this list. The quality of his music has gotten worse and worse with each and every album. The lyrics aren’t there, he has become kind of a comedy act. You can’t argue with results like this. Lil Wayne don’t need a list like this, it’s most likely that a legitimate list will come, and he might be on it.

6. Andre 3000 over Big Boi

Outkast Channel – April 26th, 2013

How does this make sense? Big Boi is obviously a better rapper than Andre 3000. Together they’re perfect, but apart Big Boi wins because fo his flow, his creativity, and his ability to get the best rappers on his albums. Andre 3000, (No offense), should not be on this list. His only qualifiable song was, “Hey Ya,” and that’s really classified as a pop song. Hell should Big Boi even be on this list?

5. Lloyd Banks is on the List!

Lloyd Banks Channel – Uploaded on October 8th, 2009

Lloyd Banks does not belong on this list. Plain and simple. Lloyd Banks, who has two memorable songs. Lloyd Banks the least memorable member of G-Unit. Look Lloyd Banks is a great mixtape artist, there is no doubt, but there were a lot of artists left that deserve to be on the list for more reasons then Lloyd Banks can give.

4. Ice Cube and Eminem Not in the Top 20!

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This is dumb. Are you really telling people that Eminem and Ice Cube don’t belong in the Top 20. Ice Cube, one of the founding artists of gangsta rap, and Eminem one of the selling artists of all time. This is a middle finger to both of these artists.

3. No Female Rappers

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Missy Elliot, Ms. Lauryn Hill, Lil Kim, Remy Ma, Da Brat, Queen Latifah, MC Lyte. These are the names that didn’t make it, but should have! There’s no excuse for this. It seems that whoever wrote this either forgot about these women, or is just sexist, you’re choice.

2. Biggie and Tupac not in the Top 3

The Notorious B.I.G. – Uploaded on September 6th, 2011

There is no excuse for this. These two are the biggest rappers ever and somehow they don’t crack the Top 3. Biggie didn’t make the Top 5, Tupac wasn’t in the Top 10. Nas is one of the greats, but not when these two existed, and Jay-Z is the best writers, but should not be #1. Let’s do this real quick before #1, the Top 5 best rappers:

  1. Tupac
  2. Biggie
  3. Jay-Z
  4. Nas
  5. Rakim

1. Joe Budden is #3

Joe Budden TV – Uploaded on September 8th, 2015

Well at we least we know who wrote the list now. This list is the biggest waste of time this year. It felt useless, writing this felt pointless. This was content gold though, so thank you! I love to hear your opinions, comment when your not living your best life!

5 Songs That Describe All These F%$^ing Mass Shootings!

Two days, two mass shootings………………. Everything is fine right? Let’s look at some songs that easily describe the mass shootings that have happened recently.

Let me start by saying that………… come the f&$% on people. Just because the 2nd Amendment is so important to protect that everyone should have an assault weapon? This isn’t a tradition thing, it’s about protecting the people that can’t even feel safe at a f&%^king garlic festival. Get rid of the assault weapons.

5. “Mad World,” Gary Jules

Orijimi – Uploaded on January 9, 2006

Because it’s truly a mad world, when we have to live in a world of paranoia every single day.

4. “Last Resort,” Papa Roach

Malakort – Uploaded on April 23, 2014

As much as every GOP, or NRA member, or the President tells you, “Nothing’s alright, Nothing is fine.”

3. “Indoors,” SpongeBob Squarepants

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You might as well stay indoors, because you can’t even go to a Walmart without the fear of getting shot by some crazy racist a%$hole. Also shoutout to @JonTheSinner, he wrote a tweet and it gave me this idea.

2. “When You Wish Upon a Star,” Cliff Edwards

DisneyMusics – Uploaded on July 31, 2012

This is what you want. The child like innocence that you used to have, that all children used. In reality when you wish upon a star, you don’t get your wish come true.

  1. “FDT (F%$^ Donald Trump) YG & Nipsey Hussle
WORLDSTARHIPHOP – Uploaded on April 18, 2016

Because this is where it all started, not even when he got elected, (Not by us, the electoral college), it started when he got the Republican nomination, no not even that, when he announced he was running. Donald Trump has influenced the worst kind of people to commit violent acts all over the damn country. Donald Trump supports groups like the KKK and the NRA, who are terrorists groups. Donald Trump thinks that there are many sides to all of this. There’s only one side, these hateful white supremacists who think there making a statement, trying to send this country back 200 years, trying to make America, “Great Again,” first of all this country was fine before all of Trump’s bulls%&t. Secondly, if you think this is OK, then you’re no better than ISIS, or Al Qaeda, or the Taliban. You think thousands of people in the military are fighting for all the psychopathic stuff, hell no. This song not only proves that Donald Trump is the worst person ever, but YG, Nipsey Hussle, and every artist that made protest songs about Trump were RIGHT!

Who Will Stop Lil Nas X?

I’m gonna write this while smoking this UK Cheese Flower, you can get this at Kind Love Dispensary, located at 4380 E Alameda Ave, Denver, CO 80246, open 7 days a week, 10:00 AM to 11:45 PM

Someone please stop this! If you follow me on Twitter, you noticed I have been whining about this for a while. That’s because this meme has been #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for a historic 17 weeks. This is a thing that has gone on way too far. Multiple remixes have been going on and a lot of people giving there opinion on how this will keep going to the end of the world. This song should not be the last song you the human race, so before we hear an, “Old Town Road,” remix featuring Numan Cole, (First digital prophet from the year 1 million, follow him on Instagram @numancole, https://www.instagram.com/numancole/). CAN ANYONE SAVE US? Here are 5 potential, “Saviors,” that could knock off Lil Nas X, and prevent THE END OF THE WORLD! The following names are also why I’m high as Snoop Dogg in Amsterdam.

5. Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift Channel – Uploaded on April 26th, 2019

Yes, Taylor Swift. We need another one of your power hits that destroy your enemies. It destroyed Katy Perry, and it could destroy Lil Nas X! Please Taylor, do whatever you need to do, do another song about yourself, go through another personality change, if anybody can dethrone Lil Nas X it would be you.

4. Billie Eilish

Billie Eilish Channel – Uploaded on March 29th, 2019

Of course! Lil Nas X is a country rapper, why not an emo pop star!? Billie Eilish can save the day with her unique style of baggy clothes and soft lyrics. She doesn’t aim to be somebody, she wants to be her own………. body!(?). She is a truth speaker, can compare to a real audience, relate to people with depression, and she lives that vegan life, GOD BLESS! Let’s face it you will never dress like Lil Nas X, (Don’t f&%$ with me you won’t), it’s easier to look like Billie Eilish and with a remix with Justin Bieber, she’s closer than anyone! All we need is one more remix, c’mon Billie, make, “Bad Guy,” featuring Beyoncé happen, this is for human kind dammit!

3. Daddy Yankee

Lusi Fonsi Channel – Uploaded on January 13th, 2017

And no this is not because my head feels like if Arizona State and UC Santa Cruz had a party where Walter White produces meth, Daddy Yankee can save the entire world. For he does not have 1 hit song like Lil Nas X, he has…….. 2 hit songs. For nobody remembers the tale of, “Gasolina,” but everybody in the Generation of Z will tell there grandchildren of, “Despacito,” (Yes this is technically Luis Fonsi’s song, but who cares about the facts you f%$&ers). Daddy Yankee could today’s King Arthur, pull the sword out of the rock and sleigh the beast that is, “Old Town Road.”

2, Chance The Rapper

Chance The Rapper Channel – Uploaded on July 26th, 2019

Or you know, someone with talent? You know, someone that actually treats there music and lyrics as an artform rather than a meme. Somebody with the most hyped album of the decade. Somebody that could find real features. C’mon we’ve been waiting for this for a long time, one his songs has to be #1 right?

1. Billy Ray Cyrus

Lil Nas X Channel – Uploaded on May 17th, 2019

Why didn’t we think of this before? It’s been right under our noses the entire time! Billy Ray Cyrus’s career could be revived because of this, and no I’m not saying this because I’m as high as when SpongeBob and Patrick were high on the orb of confusion.

This is a career renaissance for Billy Ray Cyrus. This song will do what his children never did. So f&$%, eat s%$t Noah, and Trace, Metro Station was awesome please come back, because Billy Ray Cyrus is restoring his, “Acky Breaky Heart,” and get out of that, “Old Town Road,” into the hearts of every piece of white trash, until he gets a #1. I went way too far with this joke didn’t I.

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